Lyrical Commands by Nick-e Melville

Lyrical Commands by Nick-e Melville was first published in Gutter 13.

 

The untold story of the Witches of Oz
distract their attention without good cause

Don’t bring death to your door
Try praying
For the moments that matter
Know more

This is your final warning
Together we can make it better

Be a Great Westerner
Baghdad calls for us to send in air strikes
volunteer today

It’s in our nature
securing a better future

Be The Best
best of the best
building a greater West

It makes life Better

Persuading People
For life
This is the life
system change

Remember       antibiotics won’t help your defences
The experts at the AA have created these maps

GET SET FOR NEW
let’s have a proper brew
Complete with waterfall taps

If not you, Nicky, who?

it’s a real worry
no man has something to do now
Tomorrow

Hurry
Hurry Ends Thursday
Learn, escape and enjoy

Respect My Privacy
immediately

We are watching you                                                            it’s nice to be looked after
we’re listening                  We search
The trams are coming
YO!ToGo GO ARGOS GO TALIBAN GO

there’s a runner in all of us
Run and Become
dangerous
nature is nuts
Do not chew or crush the tablets
Amazing journeys start here

Welcome to the emergency department
Smoking when pregnant harms your baby
My son told me he was okay
I eat my five portions of fruit & vegetables every day

restart your heart
LIVE IT
restart your heart
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Simple Enjoyment
chicken is important
I eat bread, pasta and potatoes to help me play
to help you navigate Britain’s roads safely and easily

EAT REPEAT

A large glass of wine has the same calories as a doughnut
pinot grigio?
Drink with respect to yourself and your mates
see you on page thirty eight

No drinks on the dance floor
THIS. IS. LAGER.

SIT
LIKE YOU’VE EARNT IT

HORSES
We want the best of both worlds
FROM RESPONSIBLE SOURCES

the people who give you extra are coming to Edinburgh
people with cancer need places like these
Patients we want you
Rolling out across hotels
up our street
Where your shopping can become our treat

Banking that works around you       We hear you
Keep your belongings with you
No cash held on these premises overnight

The world is yours
You’re Due a Deuchars

ways to make your friends and family jealous
Travel by bus: a great day out

movement is happiness
It’s on us

Nobody wants their child to be lonely
See inside for details
In emergency pull to open
It is advised that children should occupy lower berths
Store in a clean dry place, away from sunlight,

Tell us ten things                                   this is how it works

We recycle oils to make diesel fuel for our trucks
No stopping except buses
your life is your work
Your Issues Make Our Issues
work sucks
Escape for lunch
Take a break
Grow to work
Join our team
Private Car Park

Tiredness can kill       lunch doesn’t have to
Your customers do

THEY GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR THEIR COUNTRY AND FOR FREEDOM
Make sure to clean them

PLEASE FIX GUARD RAIL
AND STILL
Secure yourself
Life…is an adventure
The perfect centre

Relaxation is skill and comes with practise
Be prepared on your journey…just in case

model shown varies from UK spec
Don’t get scared, get checked

Now’s the time for superfast broadband
better by far
unless the permission of the publisher has been given beforehand
for you and your car

Passengers must not speak to the driver
Thank you for reading this poster

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